Experiment #008: Astrofrizzysist - Tee
Another questionable cosmic breakthrough from the FoulPhysicsLab.
When astronomers downgraded Pluto from planet status, nobody stopped to ask the important question…
Was it just having a bad hair day?
Enter the Astrofrizzysist — a specialist in deep-space styling, planetary makeovers, and extremely questionable astronomical grooming.
Armed with scissors, confidence, and absolutely no recognised qualifications, this feathered expert is determined to restore Pluto’s place in the universe — one cosmic trim at a time.
Science? Maybe.
Haircare? Possibly.
A complete misunderstanding of astrophysics? Almost certainly.
Status: Bad Hair Day Detected.
Warning: Extreme space frizz observed.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
- Boxy fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Shoulder to shoulder tape
- Wide neck ribbing
- Double needle hems
- Pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: FoulPhysicsLab
- Email: contact@support.foulphysicslab.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Experiment #008: Astrofrizzysist - Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
28.25
|
|
M
|
21 1/2
|
29 1/2
|
|
L
|
23.25
|
31
|
|
XL
|
24.75
|
32.25
|
|
2XL
|
26.25
|
33.75
|
|
3XL
|
28
|
34 1/2
|
