Experiment #007: Planck To The Max - Tee
Another questionable achievement from the FoulPhysicsLab.
During routine cosmic observations, researchers discovered an unusual extraterrestrial subject attempting what may be the longest plank in the known universe.
No movement detected.
No complaints recorded.
No sign of stopping.
Scientists remain divided on whether this represents the ultimate display of intergalactic core strength… or whether the subject simply forgot how to stand up.
Inspired by physics, space, and a suspiciously committed alien with unlimited patience.
Status: Absolutely Constant.
Warning: May cause extreme stability across multiple dimensions.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
- Boxy fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Shoulder to shoulder tape
- Wide neck ribbing
- Double needle hems
- Pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: FoulPhysicsLab
- Email: contact@support.foulphysicslab.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Experiment #007: Planck To The Max - Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
28.25
|
|
M
|
21 1/2
|
29 1/2
|
|
L
|
23.25
|
31
|
|
XL
|
24.75
|
32.25
|
|
2XL
|
26.25
|
33.75
|
|
3XL
|
28
|
34 1/2
|
